I can’t understand teens nowadays.

egg-r0lls:

what their idea of a fun weekend is:

mine:

how they hangout with friends:

how I hangout with friends:

they sleep around:

what I do with my time:

I’m so respectful and good when I’m around adults I’m like:

they’re like: 

their mom says “NO”, they react by doing this:

If I did that my mother would do this:

and my mother says I AM OUT OF CONTROL

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egg-r0lls:

Have you ever noticed how horrifying those smiley french fries are in groups?

they’re like

you’re burning us alive

our insides are melting

hELP US

(Source: iboughtafuckinggateau)




egg-r0lls:

why were they blue tho

because they were ghetto and couldn’t afford cocoa butter so theyre really ashy

OMG

Done

sadasfasfagssafa



egg-r0lls:

pleatedjeans: via

egg-r0lls:

happy leaf erickson day 

hinga dinga durgen

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jayeeluv:

ohhh myyy gosshh <333

That awkward moment when there is no awkward moment, you’re just awkward.




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whenthesuspenderscomeoff:

it’s weird how being a pussy is weak and having balls means you’re tough i mean punch me in the uterus and i will be fine i’m used to that shit once a month come at me but if i kick you in the balls you are down my man you are down hard




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